Just when it appeared that Mitt Romney has the Republican party’s nomination for President of the United States in 2012 wrapped up, Ridiculously Photogenic Guy has surpassed him to become the front runner in the GOP Presidential Primary.
Ridiculously Photogenic guy, a New Yorker by the name of Zeddie Little, has become an Internet sensation after amateur photographer Will King randomly took his picture while Little ran in the Cooper Bridge Run 10K race in Charleston, South Carolina. King posted the image to his Flickr account, where a friend dubbed Little “Mr. Ridiculously Photogenic” and Little’s visage went viral. However, no one can really explain why.
“He has such a nice smile. It’s so hopeful,” said Melody Meadows, 27, a dental hygienist from Franklin, Tennessee. “Boy, what I wouldn’t give to clean his teeth …”
“It’s the hair, dude,” said Joe Lunquist, 23, a Dough Boy at Uncle Vinnie’s Pizzaria in Baton Rouge, Louisiana. “Any man who can run a 10K and still have every hair in place is the kind of guy I know I can count on to stay cool in a crisis.”
“God, what I wouldn’t give to be his sweaty jockstrap,” said Tyler Kerr, 32, a personal trainer and gay porn actor from Des Moines, Iowa. “Any man I’d be willing to let set on my face and wiggle has my vote.”
With support like this, it’s no surprise that someone would nominate him to run in the Republican primary. Even though Little did not register months ago, Republicans have been keen on bending the rules for Little. “Just look at that face,” said Selma Dobbs, 52, a retired feral poodle tamer. “How could you not want to see that smile in the White House?”
Anonymous sources have established a Super Pac for Little’s race, whimsically called The Fanny Pac.
“Call me crazy,” said Ed Wojoski, 49, a political pundit from Pueblo, Colorado. “But I think this guy may be able to pull in 1,144 delegate votes at the Republican National Convention.”
So far, there’s no word from Ridiculously Photogenic Guy as to whether or not he will run for President of the United States. Sources close to Little say that his main focus at this time is to break into the public relations industry and to successfully put together a book shelf from IKEA, using only the Swedish instructions.
What do you think, readers? Can a Ridiculously Photogenic Guy win the election to be President of the United States?