Art Richman, 36, a computer programmer, husband, and father, was busted by his daughter, Ellie, 6, for drinking out of the milk jug after assuring his wife, Jean, 34, he no longer did such a gross thing.
While Jean was at lukewarm yoga, Art, snuck into the kitchen and took a swig of cow juice from the plastic container, unaware that Ellie was shooting video with his iPhone. Ellie then uploaded the video to the family YouTube channel and Facebook page, before e-mailing her mother.
Frantic, Art told Ellie he would buy her anything she wanted if she would just delete the video before Mommy saw it. Ellie then tweeted the audio file to @MyMommyIsMoreLimberThanUrMommy: “Can you believe he tried to bribe me?”
Art’s iPhone then vibrated and his daughter handed it to him, where he read the text from Jean: YOUR ASS IS MINE.
The MilkGate video, as it is now called, received several comments on the Family YouTube page:
“Arthur, you’re not an animal. Get a glass and pour yourself some milk.“
–Your Sister, Amy
“Dude, at least wipe the milk mustache off.“
–Your Brother, Aaron
“Daddy, I am so ashamed. Now I’ll have to wear a paper bag over my head when I go to daycare.“
–Your Daughter, Ellie
“Your ass is mine!“
–Your Wife, Jean
To recompense for his unsanitary ways, Art must now get a mani and pedi with Jean and attend Ellie’s tea parties for one month.