Jun 122013
 

Woman Trying to Prevent a SneezeSna­choo (noun, verb, adjec­tive) \sna-choo\ — An unex­pected and badly timed sneeze that makes  a dire sit­u­a­tion worse

Exam­ple: After hid­ing from the veloci­rap­tor in the pantry, Judy’s peanut allergy resulted in a sna­choo that gave her away and resulted in a nutri­tious lunch for the inex­plic­a­bly non-extinct and car­niv­o­rous dinosaur.

Can you use sna­choo in a sentence?

May 292013
 

Ozzy Osbourne Bites Kermit the Frog's Head OffFriendly Ire (noun) \frend-lee ahyuh r\ — The state of being caught in the line of a loved one’s wrath with­out any warning

Exam­ple: After Bob got reamed out by his boss before he came home, Melinda fell vic­tim to his friendly ire while try­ing to show him the cute lit­tle pair of shoes she bought on sale ear­lier that day.

Can you use friendly ire in a sentence?

May 222013
 

Too Much Camping EquipmentVaca­tion Poor (adjec­tive) \vey-key-shuhn poor\ — When one spends all their sav­ings on acces­sories for one’s trip and has no money left to do anything–or pos­si­bly even eat–on their vacation.

Exam­ple: Bob spent so much at REI on camp­ing equip­ment, he had to dump­ster dive for his entire vaca­tion to Jelly­stone National Park.

Can you use vaca­tion poor in a sentence?

May 152013
 

Wonder BraWon­der Brawn (noun) \wuhn-der brawn\ — The feel­ing of strenth and power that comes from don­ning a sports bra.

Exam­ple: After slip­ping on her sports bra, Becky often felt like kick­ing her husband’s ass; how­ever, she chalked it up to won­der brawn and made him din­ner instead.

Can you use won­der brawn in a sentence?

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May 082013
 

Communion CupCharaz (noun) \shuh-rahz\ — Grape juice used in place of wine in some protes­tant communions.

Exam­ple: After sit­ting through the ser­mon with the ram­bunc­tious triplets while vis­it­ing her in-laws, Peggy had looked for­ward to a shot of wine dur­ing the Lord’s Sup­per, only to dis­cover the Church of Christ served charaz.

Can you use charaz in a sentence?

May 012013
 

Buff Guy in Body Paint and Shoulder PadsSin­sa­tional (adjec­tive) \sin-sey-shuh-nl\ — pro­duc­ing an extra­or­di­nar­ily good reac­tion because one knows it’s con­sid­ered slightly improper or suggestive.

Exam­ple: Although Bobby was only in the eighth grade, in his mind, noth­ing beat the sin­sa­tional feel­ing or wear­ing a red thong under his white lin­nen pants to school.

Can you use sin­sa­tional in a sentence?

Apr 172013
 

Heated ArgumentDis­gus­tion (noun) \dih-guhstsh-uh n\ — A revolt­ing argu­ment or debate.

Exam­ple: After Willie listed all his points for why women should remain in the kitchen–barefoot and pregnant–Natalie ended the dis­gus­tion with with a high­kick to his groin.

Can you use dis­gus­tion in a sentence?

Apr 102013
 

Woman Dressed as Little GirlWord Up Wednes­day: Inkid­nito n. /in-kid-nee-toh/ — When an adult attempts to pass her­self off as a child.

Exam­ple: Putting her hair in pig­tails and don­ning a Justin Bieber t-shirt, Donna went inkid­nito to order the all-you-can-eat buf­fet at the child’s price.

Can you use inkid­nito in a sentence?

Mar 272013
 

Fake Cat PawFaux Paw (noun) \foh-paw\ — An arti­fi­cial ani­mal foot or prosthesis.

Exam­ple: The mail­man secretly rejoiced when Rex lost his leg in the acci­dent, day­dream­ing of finally being able to out­run the Boston Ter­rier after deliv­er­ing the mail; there­fore, a look of panic crossed his face when entered the yard and spot­ted Rex sport­ing a faux paw.

Can you use faux paw in a sentence?