Vacation Poor (adjective) \vey-key-shuhn poor\ — When one spends all their savings on accessories for one’s trip and has no money left to do anything–or possibly even eat–on their vacation.
Example: Bob spent so much at REI on camping equipment, he had to dumpster dive for his entire vacation to Jellystone National Park.
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Wonder Brawn (noun) \wuhn-der brawn\ — The feeling of strenth and power that comes from donning a sports bra.
Example: After slipping on her sports bra, Becky often felt like kicking her husband’s ass; however, she chalked it up to wonder brawn and made him dinner instead.
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Charaz (noun) \shuh-rahz\ — Grape juice used in place of wine in some protestant communions.
Example: After sitting through the sermon with the rambunctious triplets while visiting her in-laws, Peggy had looked forward to a shot of wine during the Lord’s Supper, only to discover the Church of Christ served charaz.
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Sinsational (adjective) \sin-sey-shuh-nl\ — producing an extraordinarily good reaction because one knows it’s considered slightly improper or suggestive.
Example: Although Bobby was only in the eighth grade, in his mind, nothing beat the sinsational feeling or wearing a red thong under his white linnen pants to school.
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Flash Bob (noun) \flash bob\ — A group of people mobilized by social media to show up in one place, wearing Bob Newhart masks.
Example: After Marjorie started walking through the lobby of the hotel and said “Hi, Bob!” to ten different people wearing Bob Newhart masks, it dawned on her that she was witnessing a Flash Bob.
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Disgustion (noun) \dih-guhstsh-uh n\ — A revolting argument or debate.
Example: After Willie listed all his points for why women should remain in the kitchen–barefoot and pregnant–Natalie ended the disgustion with with a highkick to his groin.
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Word Up Wednesday: Inkidnito n. /in-kid-nee-toh/ — When an adult attempts to pass herself off as a child.
Example: Putting her hair in pigtails and donning a Justin Bieber t-shirt, Donna went inkidnito to order the all-you-can-eat buffet at the child’s price.
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One of the more interesting aspects of managing an independent bookstore is the notes left by the day staff. Often, they are cryptic, odd, and downright funny. Here are the most unusual and entertaining notes I’ve received over the past seven years:
01. Jerry Danvers would like to know if you receive any books on making cheese.
02. Customer asked if we plan to get Bananagrams in other flavors.
03. Does Go the F*ck to Sleep go in Childrens 0–2 or Children’s 3–5?
04. Susie Parker would just like to be clear that all the books she’s ordered on the subject of polygamy are not for her and her husband, Bill.
05. Are there any transgender Fancy Nancy books? Customer needs to explain to her little girl that her babysitter Tracey will soon be Eddie.
06. Man wants to know if he can buy the bookstore cat. If you’re not willing to sell, he would consider renting her. Interested?
07. Customer wants to know if we still have that book she saw when she was here a year ago. She thinks it has a headless woman in a white dress on the cover.
08. Majorie Jones would like to know if you think Fifty Shades of Gray would be too kinky for her taste.
09. Customer asked if would be okay to bring her live rats into the store if she kept them in her bra. She said you would know exactly who I’m talking about.
10. If the cash drawer doesn’t balance tonight, call me; it’s a LONG story.
11. She had it coming!
Sunnatural (adjective) \suhn-nach-er-uh l\ — A spuriously fake tan
Example: When Betty Lou won the “Most Likely to Be Mistaken for a Cheeto®” award at the country club, she began to suspect her spray tan appeared sunnatural.
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Faux Paw (noun) \foh-paw\ — An artificial animal foot or prosthesis.
Example: The mailman secretly rejoiced when Rex lost his leg in the accident, daydreaming of finally being able to outrun the Boston Terrier after delivering the mail; therefore, a look of panic crossed his face when entered the yard and spotted Rex sporting a faux paw.
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