Frockblock (verb) \frok-blok\ — To prevent someone from having sexual intercourse by using a gown or dress.
Example: When Bobby went in for the kill at the costume party, Mrs. Murphy frockblocked him from her daughter using only her hoop skirt and steely gaze.
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Shamish (noun) \shah-mish\ — When Amish act shamefully; Amish gone wild.
Example: Jerkob went from Amish to Shamish when he appeared in the MTV reality show Pimp My Horse and Buggy and began wearing clothing with zippers.
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Kitsch Slap (verb) \kich slap\ — To smack another with a tacky object when she comes between you and a treasure at a yard sale.
Example: When the blonde came between her and the Brady Bunch Lunch Box, Judy kitsch slapped her cold with a pink flamingo, grabbed the lunch box, and made bongo feet down the block.
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Bootytrap (noun) \boo-tee-trap\ — When someone asks for an honest opinion as to whether his or her behind is disproportionately large compared to the rest of his or her body, but the only safe answer is no.
Example: When Meghan asked Doug if he thought her butt was too big, he knew–after her recent doughnut obsession–that the question was a bootytrap.
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Porn Again (noun) \pawrn uh-gen\ — An evangelical fundamentalist who rededicates himself to Christ after being exposed by a sex-video scandal.
Example: Brother Billy was porn again after the video of him and the chimpanzee in a tutu leaked to the Internet.
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Egg Mine (noun) \eg mahyn\ — A rotten Easter egg that is not discovered until weeks later when someone accidentally stumbles upon it.
Example: After Daddy ran over the egg mine with the lawn mower, he almost passed out from the toxic fumes.
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Peepetretor (noun) \peep-i-trey-tur\ — A person who consistently gives you marshmallow Peeps year after year, even though you’ve asked this person not to do so.
Example: When Justin’s mother gave him Peeps for Easter after he told her he couldn’t eat sugar and be an in-demand abs model, he bit the head off a marshmallow chick and threw the headless candy corpse at the Peepertretor’s feet to make his point.
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April Tool (noun) \ey-pruhl tool\ — Someone who plays a joke on April 1 that is completely inappropriate.
Example: Doug made an April tool of himself when he told Megan that the dog groomer called and said her Chihuahua had been electrocuted under the hair dryer and asked if he could use the meat to make tamales.
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Twintrigue (verb, noun) \twin-treeg\ — To have one’s curiosity aroused by the prospect of intimacy with identical twins.
Example: Jared was twintrigued by the possibility of being sandwiched, naked and covered in hot oil, between the Rafferty Sisters. However, after Mr. Rafferty discovered Jared in Bibi and Bambi’s bed, Jared’s demise was classified as death by twintrigue.
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Lesbian Meth Bed (noun) \lez-bee-uhn meth bed\ — the controversial theory that sexual intimacy declines in lesbian couples over the course of the relationship and one’s partner’s use of crystal meth.
Example: Margot had thought that Ruth’s lack of sexual interest in her was due to that 10 pounds she was unable to lose; however, then she made the connection between the loss of intimacy in their relationship with Ruth’s late-in-life acne, rotting teeth, and crack pipe that she was always rolling onto at night: Hmm, I’m not fat after all; we just suffer from lesbian meth bed.
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