The Vapors are no longer a blast from the Victorian past, a state when women overcome by emotional duress or the tightness of corsets cutting off their ability to breathe. The Vapors of the 21st century are, in fact, a new consumer product aimed at contemporary women, albeit with a twist, a lime twist, that is. You Go, Yeasty Grrl, Inc., a company that specializes in all-natural feminine products has introduced a scented inhaler that releases a mist that produces an euphoric state in women. And the response from female shoppers has been incredible.
““I don’t know how I ever lived without the Vapors before now,” said Suzie Simmons, 32, a former Vice President of Finance and mother of three. “When I get overwhelmed, I just lock myself in the bathroom and take a toke off my Vapors until all the stress just slips away.”
The Vapors are available in four scents: Mango Pause, Thyme for Myself, Lemon Sass, and Very Conhemporary.
““I love all the scents, says Simmons, “but when I use Very Conhemporary, I usually get the munchies afterwards.”
Drug stores report that they frequently sell out of the Vapors, and there have even been altercations over the last bottles. “I never thought I’d see women blackening one another’s eyes over anything called Mango Pause,” said George Pellman, 54, Manager of Just Swallow Drug Store in Toledo, OH. “It’s the sign of the Armageddon, I tell you.”
In other news, the North American Furniture Sellers Association reports that sales of chaise lounges have gone through the roof.