Mar 072012
Pillahtease (noun) \pil-ah-teez\ — The act of contorting one’s body to attempt to reach a pill that has rolled under a furniture and is just out of reach.
Example: Yolanda strained her back while doing pillahtease as she threw her legs over her head for leverage to push her arms under the chimney cupboard to reach her last Claritin D.
Can you use pillahtease in a sentence?
Stan was bitten while doing philatease as he wrestled his Great Dane for his last Percocet that had rolled under the kitchen table. Thank god the philatease was successful as he needed the painkiller for the ensuing stitches.