In response to recent interest in legislating women’s reproductive rights by certain male politicians, Senator Cora Mae Buttes of Cornhole, TX proposed a climax tax bill in the U.S. Senate today. The bill would impose a tax on men who have an orgasm in anything other than procreative sex.
““The United States has become the Sodom and Gomorrah of North America,” Senator Buttes said. “It’s time that we clamped down on recreational sex, literally.” Senator Buttes help up a tiny clamp that resembled a small bear trap. Every man in the U.S. would be required to wear one of these devices on his nether regions. A computer chip would recognize when the man climaxed outside of a vagina and snap on his penis, while wirelessly notifying the IRS to send a bill to the gentleman.
““Just think of how much semen in this country is wasted on nocturnal emission, chronic masturbation, sex outside of marriage, or in the back of a SUV with a tranny hooker,” Senator Buttes said. “In addition to reducing unwanted pregnancies and welfare recipients, we could pay off the national deficit within six months.”
At this point, Senator Willie Long from Gnarly Nut, Mississippi stood up and ejactulated, “Madame, keep your hands off my body!”
Senator Buttes smiled and said, “Exactly my point, Senator.”