Vapors Make Comeback for Female Consumers

The Vapors are no longer a blast from the Vic­to­rian past, a state when women over­come by emo­tional duress or the tight­ness of corsets cut­ting off their abil­ity to breathe.  The Vapors of the 21st cen­tury are, in fact, a new con­sumer prod­uct aimed at con­tem­po­rary women, albeit with a twist, a lime twist, that is.  You Go, Yeasty Grrl, Inc., a com­pany that spe­cial­izes in all-natural fem­i­nine prod­ucts has intro­duced a scented inhaler that releases a mist that pro­duces an euphoric state in women.  And the response from female shop­pers has been incredible.

““I don’t know how I ever lived with­out the Vapors before now,” said Suzie Sim­mons, 32, a for­mer Vice Pres­i­dent of Finance and mother of three.  “When I get over­whelmed, I just lock myself in the bath­room and take a toke off my Vapors until all the stress just slips away.”

The Vapors are avail­able in four scents:  Mango Pause, Thyme for Myself, Lemon Sass, and Very Conhemporary.

““I love all the scents, says Sim­mons, “but when I use Very Con­hempo­rary, I usu­ally get the munchies afterwards.”

Drug stores report that they fre­quently sell out of the Vapors, and there have even been alter­ca­tions over the last bot­tles.  “I never thought I’d see women black­en­ing one another’s eyes over any­thing called Mango Pause,” said George Pell­man, 54, Man­ager of Just Swal­low Drug Store in Toledo, OH.  “It’s the sign of the Armaged­don, I tell you.”

In other news, the North Amer­i­can Fur­ni­ture Sell­ers Asso­ci­a­tion reports that sales of chaise lounges have gone through the roof.