Feminist Creates Microblogging Platform for Women and Their Private Parts

Mil­lie McGee attended a My Body, My Stuff sem­i­nar at the sug­ges­tion of her ther­a­pist, so that she could get in touch with her sex­u­al­ity and cre­ate greater inti­macy within her mar­riage.  But McGee froze up when it came to the exer­cise where the women stand over mir­rors and sketch their repro­duc­tive organs.  “I just couldn’t do it,” McGee said, trem­bling.  “I just wasn’t ready to face myself.”

Accord­ing to fem­i­nist entre­pre­neur Jo Doe, McGee isn’t alone.  “Most women just can’t leap into the bed with just any­one; they need to be romanced and develop a friend­ship first,” Doe said.  “Why should it be any dif­fer­ent in estab­lish­ing a rela­tion­ship with our vaginas?”

Using the pro­ceeds from her ground­break­ing book on female empow­er­ment through absti­nence, Sit on It!, Doe has cre­ated Twat­ter, a microblog­ging tool that uses unique algo­rithms to cre­ate a dia­log between women and their genitals—and it’s cre­ated quite a buzz.

“I love Twat­ter,” McGee gushes.  “I love to know what my vagina is think­ing, what she’s feel­ing, what she’s crav­ing.”  As if on cue, McGee’s smart phone vibrates in her pocket.  She smiles as she peeks at the dis­play, then reveals a mes­sage:  “Hey, Lady, how ‘bout a choco­late break?”

Younger women have flocked to Twat­ter, but it’s really taken off with older women.  “You know, I can just have the day from hell,” begins attor­ney Sarah Davis, “But then I receive a twat from my vagina that says, ‘Hey, Girl, let’s head to your place after work and unwind with some Michael Bolton,’ and it just makes every­thing so much better.”

When asked if Twat­ter is noth­ing more than sex­ting one’s own sex for ladies, Doe defends her microblog­ging mir­a­cle, as some women have referred to it.  “Men are prac­ti­cally born with their penis in hand and they take their rela­tion­ship with their man­hood for granted  Every­time they take a leak, they see it swing­ing their between their legs, which may be why men are so visual.  Women, on the other hand, can’t even see their wom­an­hood.  They have to build a rela­tion­ship slowly, over mutual trust and shared inter­est.  That’s Twat­ter excels at!”

When asked if her rela­tion­ship with womb is entirely pla­tonic, McGee gig­gles and turns red.  She shares a twat from last week­end when her vagina twat­ted the lyrics to the Beach Boys’ “Good Vibrations.”