Best of Cult of Jef
Here are some of the best and most popular posts on Cult of Jef:
Memory Mondays (Personal reflections on my past experiences)
Getting Intimate with Charlie Sheen’s Former Girlfriend
How I Lost That Loving Feeling and Got It Back
How to Get Kidnapped in East Atlanta Village
How to Scare Teenage Boys Off Sex for Life
Jellyfish Bloom in Beaver’s Butt
Love Yourself Until You Can’t Stand Yourself Anymore
See the Truth in the Mutha @#%*
The Reason I Don’t Drink Cream Soda, Anymore
The Stars at Night, Are Big and Bright
Virgos, It Gets Better: How I Overcame Zodiac Shame
What to Expect at a Men’s Naturist Meeting
Why Donna Summer Was Responsible for My Unplanned Swamp Tour
Why I Thought DeForest Kelly Was Gay
Tall Tale Tuesdays (Parodies of news stories)
Calvin Klein and Kentucky Fried Chicken Collaborate on New Fragrance
Deli Conquers Smalltown Homophobia with Fresh Take on an Old Sandwich
Dolly Parton Reinvents Herself as Lady Tata
FAA Bans Feather Dusters from All Flights
God Provides to Tightwad … Or Does He?
How About a Little Fire, Scarecrow?
How Ex Gay Ministry for Dogs Led to Pug’s Suicide
Paula Deen to Star in Remake of Last Tango in Paris
Pitbull Records with Living and Dead on New Single
Putting the Ho Back in the Homeless
Rebel Flag Onesie Sparks Brouhaha at Preschool
Richard Gere to Publish Children’s Book: My Gerbil and Me
Tiny Eating Disorders for Tots
Valentine’s Day Trauma Tears All-Penguin Village People Tribute Band Apart
Why Satanists Are Embracing the Gays
Woman’s Hunger for Human Hair Epilates Bears
Word Up Wednesday (Inventing new words for strange times)
Theoretical Thursdays (A humorous take on conspiracy theories)
Church Claims Relic of Cher Has Healed Congregation & Gay Men’s Chorus
Hollywood Hustler Finally Outs SpongeBob SquarePants
Is It Butter or OMG! I Can’t Believe This Could Be Anything But Butter?
Man Believes Joggers and People Who Meditate Are Causing Oxygen Shortage
Top Ten Thursdays (A lighthearted take on lists)
Top Ten Best Lines to Sell a Book to a Customer
Top Ten Creative Uses for Leftover Marshmallow Peeps
Top Ten Jobs for People with Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder (OCD)
Top Ten Overheard Snippets of Conversation at the Inman Park Festival
Top Ten Questions I Ask Myself When I Lie Awake at Night
Top Ten Signs That Your Dog Is Gay
Top Ten Useful Foreign Language Phrases to Avoid Awkward Situations While Abroad
Top Ten Worst Initials for Children
Top Ten Worst Names for a Guard Dog
Top Ten Worst Pop-Up Books for Children
Flashback Fridays
The Story Behind “Poison Arrow” by ABC
The Story Behind “Take on Me” by a-ha
The Story Behind “Love Shack” by the B-52’s
The Story Behind “Cruel Summer” by Bananarama
The Story Behind “Venus” by Bananarama
The Story Behind “Eyes Without a Face” by Billy Idol
The Story Behind “Smalltown Boy” by Bronski Beat
The Story Behind “Sunglasses at Night” by Corey Hart
The Story Behind “Hungry Like the Wolf” by Duran Duran
The Story Behind “Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)” by Eurythmics
The Story Behind “Relax” by Frankie Goes to Hollywood
The Story Behind “Our Lips Are Sealed” by the Go-Go’s
The Story Behind “Don’t You Want Me” by the Human League
The Story Behind “What’s on Your Mind (Pure Energy)” by Information Society
The Story Behind “Bette Davis Eyes” by Kim Carnes
The Story Behind “Kids in America” by Kim Wilde
The Story Behind “If You Leave” by Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark (OMD)
The Story Behind “Love Is a Battlefield” by Pat Benatar
The Story Behind “West End Girls” by Pet Shop Boys
The Story Behind “Major Tom” by Peter Schilling
The Story Behind “Tainted Love” by Soft Cell
The Story Behind “Puttin’ on the Ritz” by Taco
The Story Behind “Hold Me Now” by Thompson Twins
The Story Behind “Genius of Love” by Tom Tom Club
The Story Behind “Mickey” by Toni Basil
The Story Behind “Last Christmas” by Wham!
The Story Behind “The Promise” by When in Rome
