Snachoo (noun, verb, adjective) \sna-choo\ — An unexpected and badly timed sneeze that makes a dire situation worse
Example: After hiding from the velociraptor in the pantry, Judy’s peanut allergy resulted in a snachoo that gave her away and resulted in a nutritious lunch for the inexplicably non-extinct and carnivorous dinosaur.
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Byeku (noun) \bahy-koo\ — A dear john letter written in haiku.
Example: You look like Brad Pitt
but Angelia Jolie
is my cup of tea.
Can you write a byeku?
Example: After Bob got reamed out by his boss before he came home, Melinda fell victim to his friendly ire while trying to show him the cute little pair of shoes she bought on sale earlier that day.
Can you use friendly ire in a sentence?
Vacation Poor (adjective) \vey-key-shuhn poor\ — When one spends all their savings on accessories for one’s trip and has no money left to do anything–or possibly even eat–on their vacation.
Example: Bob spent so much at REI on camping equipment, he had to dumpster dive for his entire vacation to Jellystone National Park.
Can you use vacation poor in a sentence?
Disgustion (noun) \dih-guhstsh-uh n\ — A revolting argument or debate.
Example: After Willie listed all his points for why women should remain in the kitchen–barefoot and pregnant–Natalie ended the disgustion with with a highkick to his groin.
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Word Up Wednesday: Inkidnito n. /in-kid-nee-toh/ — When an adult attempts to pass herself off as a child.
Example: Putting her hair in pigtails and donning a Justin Bieber t-shirt, Donna went inkidnito to order the all-you-can-eat buffet at the child’s price.
Can you use inkidnito in a sentence?
Couponesia (noun) \koo-pon-nee-zhuh\ — To momentarily forget one has a coupon to use for an item one is purchasing, until after one leaves the store.
Example: Mindy completely forgot she had a fifty-cents-off coupon with the purchase of 12 enemas until she got to the car with a baker’s dozen of Fleet products.
Can you use couponesia in a sentence?
Foolosophy (noun) \fool-los-uh-fee\ — A hare-brained set of truths or belief system.
Example: Chuck believed exposing the right percentage of chest hair and asking if she had lost wait would always persuade a woman to do anything he asked.
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Dye-Hard (noun) \dahy-harhd\ — A man who unknowingly begins to use hair color in an extreme way.
Example: When Bob left the office before the holidays, Melody considered him a silver fox, due to his graying hair; however, when he returned after New Year’s after a bad Just for Men job and resembled a guido, she began referring to him as the dye-hard.
Can you use dye-hard in a sentence?
Junkyard (noun) \juhngk-yahrd\ — A trailer park for redneck nudists.
Example: As soon as Melissa saw the naked rednecks sunning themselves on cinder blocks, she knew she had stumbled into a junkyard.
Can you use junkyard in a sentence?